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All the people, so many people

j4's LiveJournal Slut Stats
The below percentages indicate what j4 has done with the 68 people on her friends list!
met

94.1%
hugged

75.0%
dated

14.7%
kissed

54.4%
seen topless

26.5%
seen naked

19.1%
phone sexed

0.0%
made out

44.1%
oral sex

22.1%
fucked

17.6%
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Hurrah.

Current Mood: bored, entertain me please
Now playing: hm, good idea, should put some music on

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addedentry From: addedentry Date: June 25th, 2003 05:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Give me your phone number.
j4 From: j4 Date: June 25th, 2003 06:10 am (UTC) (Link)
You've got my phone number!
addedentry From: addedentry Date: June 25th, 2003 06:30 am (UTC) (Link)
I've fallen in love with Ms Call Minder.
j4 From: j4 Date: June 25th, 2003 06:33 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: quited?

I prefer the 1471 chick. That robotic voice really does it for me.
From: kaet Date: June 25th, 2003 07:43 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: quited?

I heard an interview once with the woman who does many of the voices. She said press hash now was her favourite message as it sounded rather subversive.

Also there's a radio play, I forget who by, a British recent playwright, where a man's mother was the voice for the talking clock. She died when he was young, or else divorced his father, or something, when he was little. When he was sad he would phone up the talking clock and try to listen to her voice and to try to talk to her.
addedentry From: addedentry Date: June 25th, 2003 08:15 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: quited?

The B3TA interview with the London Underground announstress is a popular link.

From three pounds you can 'buy clips of her saying 'Please press', 'Please hold', and returning to the topic of Janet's post, 'You are now fifth in the queue'.
From: ex_monkeyhan688 Date: June 28th, 2003 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: quited?

I'm really ashamed of this, but I always get Stoppard and Pinter confused. By which I mean I keep mixing them up in my head, not that I make them confused. And there's another playwright that I confuse with the both of them, but I forget his name now.

The trouble is, it's a forgiveable mistake when people think you've just got a temporary brain-wrong because of the heat or whatever, but they don't realise that I just CANNOT sort them out in my brain. Maybe because I've never really tried. It just seems easier to keep pretending each mistake is a one-off. Even if it means drinking in a different bar every night.
jiggery_pokery From: jiggery_pokery Date: June 25th, 2003 07:04 am (UTC) (Link)

Re:

De-let-ed.

It always used to go "Message de-let-ed" in a faintly disappointed sort of tone, but I am convinced that they just cut the "Message" part out and slowed it down to get the latest incarnation of just "deleted" on its own.
addedentry From: addedentry Date: June 25th, 2003 07:13 am (UTC) (Link)
It should be possible to cut up her phrases and rearrange them in vaguely salacious order. 'De-let-ed/to/press your/button./Again./Please./Again./Please./Again.'

I'm tempted to create an urban myth of the Call Minder Easter Egg accessible by pressing a certain sequence of numbers...
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