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Is it human or is it dancer?
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cleanskies From: cleanskies Date: November 11th, 2010 10:35 pm (UTC) (Link)

I have a surefire method

Thread your wedding ring on a ribbon and then get the magic badger your husband to hold it over the bump. If it swings round and round its an alien, if it swings back and forth it's a predator

A shoelace would probably work, too
katstevens From: katstevens Date: November 11th, 2010 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: I have a surefire method

No no no, you have to walk widdershins around a basket of frogs whilst whistling the theme tune to Bonanza. Otherwise the whole process is FUTILE.
j4 From: j4 Date: November 12th, 2010 08:38 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: I have a surefire method

I don't even know the theme tune to Bonanza!

I have seen a big frog in the garden sometimes, but it's hiding. Assuming I find it again, is the basket essential or could I just put it in a tupperware?
j4 From: j4 Date: November 12th, 2010 08:38 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: I have a surefire method

addedentry says it's actually a toad. This is never going to work.
From: scat0324 Date: November 15th, 2010 01:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: I have a surefire method

Would addedentry like to confirm what the difference is betwixt a frog and a toad?
j4 From: j4 Date: November 12th, 2010 08:37 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: I have a surefire method

I only had a pastel-blue ribbon, which may have upset the delicate gender balance, but addedentry claimed it was swinging round in a triangle shape, which I think means the baby is a triceratops. I was giggling too much to tell. Also he was totally moving his hand even though he denies it.

If it's a triceratops, I'll call it Trinity.
cleanskies From: cleanskies Date: November 12th, 2010 08:50 am (UTC) (Link)

the colour may have a mild effect, yes

Well now, it wouldn't work if he didn't move his hands, would it?

If it's a Triceratops, can I be Antigodmother?


Jesus, leave that dinosaur alone!
Jesus, leave that dinosaur alone!
It's clearly traumatised and terrified.





jinty From: jinty Date: November 12th, 2010 10:09 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: I have a surefire method

A husband-and-wife couple at work have two children: Ethan (as in Ethan Hawke, though if it was after Ethan Rayne I might have just thought okay, cool), and Trinity (yes, as in The Matrix). Hmm.
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