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j4 From: j4 Date: November 10th, 2007 06:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Are you really telling me that these guys are the only people in the universe with the power of boob-measuring? And it's just some kind of coincidence that they also have the power to sell you the only bra in the universe guaranteed to be your actual size, and it's some kind of super-extra-coincidence that they cost like a million pounds each, because that's the price of their super-secret Science Of Norks?

(How do you know anyway? You spend 200 quid on underwear for her, of course she's going to tell you it's the best underwear shop in the world.)

Anyway, if it's true that they're the only people in the world who can do it, then fine, but in that case I'm not supporting fucking closed-source bra-sizing. I'm going to reengineer the Rigby and Peller method from scratch. It will take a hell of a lot of research but I think I'm the woman for the job OH YES.
atommickbrane From: atommickbrane Date: November 10th, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahaha hello Janet I love you so much can I have your babies. LOOK you should probably get measured for a sports bra esp if you TOTALLY have no idea of your size but M&S is fine yanno. My favourite sports bras are actually M&S brand non-underwired ones for high impact - they are v good and most importantly come in BLACK - white bras just get grey in the wash instantly and sports bras NEED washing each week (or at least if you actually exercise in them). THey're about £15 I think.

I'm running outside now, I like it! Very different to running on treadmill. Am a bit concerned though because I don't end up pushing myself fast enough as I can't set myself a challenging speed and just end up pootling along and not getting results. AND there's not much fun to have running round south bermondsey estates! might go to peckham rye for a run tomorrow if my HEAD CAN STOP HURTING and every part of me will stop aching and my throat can swallow sans pain etc etc.
oldbloke From: oldbloke Date: November 10th, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well I did think of going into the woman-measuring business myself, once I knew how awful it was for you all, but there was a mysterious lack of women queuing up to have me measure their bits.
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