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And what do you do?
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hairyears From: hairyears Date: May 17th, 2007 03:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Are you sure you don't work for an investment bank?

For full business-buzzword bingo points, you need the word 'customer'.
But I'll settle for any of the following if you take a handful of hyphens and commit linguistic miscegation with these unpleasant adjectives:
  • Interactive;
  • Proactive;
  • Focused;
  • Value-added;
  • Enriching;
  • Maximising;
  • Maximal;
  • Optimal;
  • Leadership;
  • Marketplace;
  • Redefining;
  • Paradigming*;
  • Global.

* Yes, I really have seen this repellent utterance in writing, in an internal presentation. My 'reading' brain protected the frontal lobes by representing the 'word' as paradigm-minging, thereby engaging my sense of humour for just long enough to prevent the violent death of the author.
j4 From: j4 Date: May 17th, 2007 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
When we were embroiled in the Web Review at Cambridge, I made a handy phrase-generator. It's actually fairly generally applicable...
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