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For Bob's sake
Wow. TWENTY-FIVE messages from Crazy Bob today:

from: janet Mcknight will release the name she stole after embarrased enough <janetmcknightconfesses@bartender.net>
From: "janet Mcknight hates bob and has never met that is why she stole, she hates u 2" <janetmck@alumnidirector.com>

Subject: look at letter janet mcnight sent on internet soon
Subject: jan, Jesus tole me how 2 take u out, loose job,
Subject: do not copy on sites, u saw, fool, hated by all now hater of God
Subject: here is janetmcks new page coming up on net
Subject: here is janetmcks new page coming up on net ask stacey
Subject: type into gogle janet mcknght stole the name
Subject: ive told mr. black from flixr board with other clients
Subject: jan, its not funny now is it, how u like being embarrased
Subject: im going to make britain hate u, thief, liar, act like love
Subject: tony blair will see this, and order your site romoved
Subject: you stupid fool, u new better, make me fall, now fall in my place
Subject: visions are in reserve, Ill put back up, and have .com,
Subject: the longer u leave on, the more people find out,
Subject: the biggest fool of britain, I can take your board down now
Subject: dont think I cant, you stole, Im going to do it either way
Subject: youll loose job, black, and, wont get rehired, info on net
Subject: appologize, repent, maybe I take down, but, dont have to
Subject: now, what do u think about Jesus the one u stole from,
Subject: u new I was elijah, now, open earth and swollow
Subject: iraq ends nuclear britan usa absorbed, iran, syria, next, fool
Subject: tremble when u no your lost and screwed prophet, no mercy
Subject: your last waring was given, and u chose ruin, now reap bitch
Subject: ha hah aha, ministry of dreams caught o janet mack
Subject: janet mcknight wants prophet 2 fall and took to make but she

And he's even made me a website all of my own! Ain't that the cutest?

The real frustration is not being able to answer him. See, I'd just like to tell him one thing: IT'S SPELT "LOSE". You loose animals from a cage; you lose your job or (perhaps a more pertinent example here) your mind.


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aardvark179 From: aardvark179 Date: May 3rd, 2007 08:37 am (UTC) (Link)
You can lose animals from a cage too, though I admit badger pilfering isn't the commonest of crimes.
d_floorlandmine From: d_floorlandmine Date: May 3rd, 2007 08:51 am (UTC) (Link)
You can lose animals from a cage too
Damn, I knew I should have made the bars of something other than straw.
nou From: nou Date: May 3rd, 2007 08:48 am (UTC) (Link)
Boggle. Just... boggle.
d_floorlandmine From: d_floorlandmine Date: May 3rd, 2007 08:51 am (UTC) (Link)
hoshuteki From: hoshuteki Date: May 3rd, 2007 09:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Good lord, what a crazy. There certainly isn't any trademark on the name, as far as I can tell, but I suppose G0d has less transparent regulations around the appropriation of Intellectual Property.
From: catsgomiaow Date: May 3rd, 2007 09:17 am (UTC) (Link)
What a Complete. And. Total. Fruitloop!
ewx From: ewx Date: May 3rd, 2007 09:36 am (UTC) (Link)
I got one of the CCs. Good of them to try to be inclusive, I suppose, but I really wasn't feeling that left out.
j4 From: j4 Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Sorry. :-/
ewx From: ewx Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hardly your fault...
ewx From: ewx Date: June 1st, 2007 03:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Have they stopped hassling you yet? (I've not seen any more since the one I mentioned here.)
From: liadnan Date: May 3rd, 2007 10:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Splendid. Your very own pet nutter.
j4 From: j4 Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:12 am (UTC) (Link)
What shall I do with it?
lethargic_man From: lethargic_man Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hug him and squeeze him and call him George.
sbp From: sbp Date: May 3rd, 2007 10:45 am (UTC) (Link)
I was going to say "quick, register ministryofdreams.org and really wind him up" but somebody did that earlier today.

Created On:03-May-2007 09:15:24 UTC
Expiration Date:03-May-2008 09:15:24 UTC
Registrant Organization:balata.com ltd

You'll just have to go for ministryofdreams.org.uk or ministryofdreams.net

j4 From: j4 Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:12 am (UTC) (Link)
.org, .com and .co.uk all gone. I could still register .net, .info, .biz, .uk.net, .de, .me.uk, .org.uk, .uk.com, .gb.com, .eu.com, .eu ... but, um, don't you have to pay to register domains? I don't want to spend Actual Money on winding up weirdos. :-}
webofevil From: webofevil Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Is it okay if I post about this? Bob is exactly the kind of differently normal person I collect.
j4 From: j4 Date: May 3rd, 2007 03:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sure, go ahead! Shout if you want any more info. Just make sure you don't mention the M*n*stry of Dr**ms in your post. :-)
webofevil From: webofevil Date: May 3rd, 2007 04:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!
littleangel_103 From: littleangel_103 Date: May 3rd, 2007 01:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hey apparently you're like Satan. Now that is both an achievement and really cool!
hairyears From: hairyears Date: May 3rd, 2007 02:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hurrah for the differently-socialised!

Ye. A real nutter.

But I think you should be pleased at being compared with Satan: closest I've come is the time someone saw me trimming sandwiches and christened me 'The Anticrust'.
simont From: simont Date: May 3rd, 2007 02:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hurrah for the differently-socialised!

If somebody compares you to Satan, does that invoke the God Wins law?
j4 From: j4 Date: May 3rd, 2007 03:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hurrah for the differently-socialised!

*groan* *giggle*
rysmiel From: rysmiel Date: May 3rd, 2007 07:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hurrah for the differently-socialised!

rezendi and I were arguing the other evening over a suitable Latin description for Godwin's Law, he said argumentum ad Naziam but I think that's too cutesy. Argumentum ad Alaricum is a bit indirect, though, given that it relies on knowing that Alaricum unum testiculum habet is a genuine Roman graffito and linking it up with the bit of doggerel about Hitler that goes to "Colonel Bogey".
addedentry From: addedentry Date: May 4th, 2007 10:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Wikipedia refers to a related technique as Reductio ad Hitlerum, fyi.
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2007 05:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
You can contact him here - http://www.beep.com/cgi-bin/hp/usercontact.pl?userid=3536654

I think everyone should add this link to their journals - Ministry of dreams (http://j4.livejournal.com/205176.html)
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