So, I thought this was a really good time to use that shiny shiny 'Fairy Jasmine' bath bomb from Lush that I've had sitting around for a while. "A bit of glitter for my party -- that'd be cool!"
I forgot the cardinal rule of glitter: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "BIT" OF GLITTER.
I now have glitter all over my body. And glitter in my hair. All my hair.