September 19th, 2007



Good afternoon passengers. We are currently cruising at an altitude of 35,000 feet at an airspeed of 400 miles per hour. The weather looks good and with the tailwind on our side we are expecting to land in London approximately fifteen minutes ahead of schedule. The weather in London is clear and sunny, with a high of 20 degrees for this afternoon. If the weather cooperates we should get a great view of the city as we descend. The cabin crew will be coming around in about twenty minutes time to offer you a light snack and beverage, and...

... what?

... oh. Sorry, I thought you said to talk like a pilot.