Of course, now all I have to do is persuade the relevant people to ACTUALLY PRODUCE THE FUCKING INFORMATION which will slot into the new sexed-up site. And to discard the "news" bulletins from THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO so we don't have to keep updating dead links in pages which were NEVER ACTUALLY USEFUL IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Or, in the meantime, I could SUCK BLOOD OUT OF A STONE, just for a bit of light relief.
Or mend my shift key. Ha.