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That bloody stats thing

j4's LiveJournal Experience Stats
The below percentages indicate what j4 has done with the 102 people on her friends list!
met

82.4%
hugged

62.7%
dated

10.8%
kissed

36.3%
seen topless

17.6%
seen naked

14.7%
phone sexed

0.0%
made out

22.5%
oral sex

15.7%
fucked

12.7%
What are your Stats?
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A few notes:

1. As far as I can recall I've never had "phone sex" with any of the people on my friends list, though I've had a few slightly naughty conversations here and there. (The survey didn't ask about email sex or IRC sex; draw your own conclusions.)

2. I figure if I can't remember it, it probably doesn't count.

3. I'm hazy on what constitutes a "date" or, for that matter, "making out".

4. Everybody's seen beingjdc topless, so I hardly think that should count towards my stats.
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addedentry From: addedentry Date: September 1st, 2004 04:03 am (UTC) (Link)

... but we haven't been introduced

You've gained a lot of friends since last year, but apparently not through any of the methods listed above.
j4 From: j4 Date: September 1st, 2004 06:01 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ... but we haven't been introduced

I don't tend to gain friends that way. Rather, I tend to lose them.
addedentry From: addedentry Date: September 1st, 2004 06:29 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ... but we haven't been introduced

That sounds like something from a wedding speech. 'It's not so much losing a friendship as gaining eternal awkwardness!'
j4 From: j4 Date: September 1st, 2004 09:31 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ... but we haven't been introduced

Story of my life.
hairyears From: hairyears Date: September 1st, 2004 05:58 am (UTC) (Link)

Er, I'll have to keep working on my score. But congratulations. Um. continues wittering How lucky you are to live among people that make it such a pleasure.

I'd better stop.

j4 From: j4 Date: September 1st, 2004 06:02 am (UTC) (Link)
There's no way of telling from those stats whether the experiences involved were pleasurable, though, is there?
hairyears From: hairyears Date: September 1st, 2004 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Not from your post, no. But having met you, I can't imagine that anything on the list would be anything other than a pleasure, and much of it would be a deep and lasting joy.

j4 From: j4 Date: September 1st, 2004 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't think I know what "deep and lasting joy" is. I'm hoping it's what happens when you die, otherwise the point of the whole thing eludes me.
hairyears From: hairyears Date: September 1st, 2004 04:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Now that is a bitch of a thing: giving but not receiving. Probably worse than wanting and not getting - from the most casual peck on the cheek onwards.
livredor From: livredor Date: September 1st, 2004 09:15 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm very pleased you changed the name of that meme, because even though the wording of pointless memes should be below my radar anyway, I was finding it irritating. I'm also reassured to see I'm not the only one with former partners on my friends list!
j4 From: j4 Date: September 1st, 2004 09:34 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm also reassured to see I'm not the only one with former partners on my friends list!

Hey, I live with one of my former partners.

Anyway, the way I see it, it's so hard to hide the bodies, you might as well make the most of it... ;->
ewx From: ewx Date: September 2nd, 2004 01:13 am (UTC) (Link)

so hard to hide the bodies

I've not had any of mine discovered so far.
imc From: imc Date: September 2nd, 2004 09:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Everybody's seen beingjdc topless

Not I, to the best of my recollection. Though I did randomly meet him (fully clothed) on Jeune Street on Saturday afternoon.
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