Janet (j4) wrote,
Janet
j4

Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself

Dunno why this won't turn into a proper poll, the markup looks fine to me. Oh well, you'll just have to do-it-yourself.



1. Which of the following is most likely to help me sleep?
[ ] hot bath
[ ] trashy books
[ ] gin
[ ] herbal sleeping tablets (valerian and wild lettuce or something like that)
[ ] diazepam (past its best-before date, but never mind)
[ ] a blow to the head with a blunt object
[ ] lots of lemsip and sudafed and paracetamol and aspirin so I can actually breathe properly & my throat doesn't hurt all the fucking time



2. I was going to go and see a friend tomorrow but I don't think I'd be very good company at the moment, I don't think I'm up to much in the way of socialising. Should I:
[ ] just tell them I don't feel like going out
[ ] make up some feeble excuse about having too much work (which would actually be sort of true as well)
[ ] go anyway and be miserable
[ ] go anyway and pretend to be in a good mood
[ ] go anyway and hope that they can lift my spirits a bit



3. Okay, I got bored between question 1 and this one, so I already started on the gin. Should I:
[ ] Keep drinking! Everything looks better through the bottom of a bottle
[ ] Keep drinking, but for god's sake switch to the cheap party-profit gin instead of wasting the Plymouth
[ ] Keep drinking, but not gin
[ ] Stop drinking and go for one of the other sleep strategies mentioned in question 1
[ ] Stop drinking and do something completely different



4. The same old question. Should I:
[ ] Give up?
[ ] Give up?
[ ] Give up?

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