Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself
Dunno why this won't turn into a proper poll, the markup looks fine to me. Oh well, you'll just have to do-it-yourself.
1. Which of the following is most likely to help me sleep? [ ] hot bath [ ] trashy books [ ] gin [ ] herbal sleeping tablets (valerian and wild lettuce or something like that) [ ] diazepam (past its best-before date, but never mind) [ ] a blow to the head with a blunt object [ ] lots of lemsip and sudafed and paracetamol and aspirin so I can actually breathe properly & my throat doesn't hurt all the fucking time
2. I was going to go and see a friend tomorrow but I don't think I'd be very good company at the moment, I don't think I'm up to much in the way of socialising. Should I: [ ] just tell them I don't feel like going out [ ] make up some feeble excuse about having too much work (which would actually be sort of true as well) [ ] go anyway and be miserable [ ] go anyway and pretend to be in a good mood [ ] go anyway and hope that they can lift my spirits a bit
3. Okay, I got bored between question 1 and this one, so I already started on the gin. Should I: [ ] Keep drinking! Everything looks better through the bottom of a bottle [ ] Keep drinking, but for god's sake switch to the cheap party-profit gin instead of wasting the Plymouth [ ] Keep drinking, but not gin [ ] Stop drinking and go for one of the other sleep strategies mentioned in question 1 [ ] Stop drinking and do something completely different
4. The same old question. Should I: [ ] Give up? [ ] Give up? [ ] Give up?