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Stop asking questions that don't matter anyway... - shadows of echoes of memories of songs — LiveJournal
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Stop asking questions that don't matter anyway...
bopeepsheep made a survey. It's very long, and made me give very silly answers.


Are you going to Scarborough Fair?Yes. Shall I buy you a cambric shirt while I'm there?
Where have all the flowers gone?Oklahoma! (ACTUAL PRIZE for anyone who 'gets' this)
Do you know the way to San Jose?Nope.
Is there anybody out there?Yes! I'll help you sing your song.
Is there life on Mars?Yeah. It's the freakiest show.
Is Vic there?I'll bloody kill him!
Do you love me, now that I can dance?Um... yeah!
Do you wanna dance?Sure!
Is that what it was?Um, dunno.
I beg your pardon?A sphincter says what?
What would you do if I sang out of tune?I wouldn't stand up and walk out on you.
Do you like green eggs and ham?I do! I like them, Sam-I-Am!
What is love, anyway?Sometimes I think love is just mythical.
How many roads must a man walk down, before they can call him a man?42
Who will love a little sparrow?I! Said Cock Robin... er, no, wait.
Is you is or is you ain't my baby?Nope, that'd be smallclanger
Have I the right?I've got the left. (Let's make lots of money.)
What's love got to do with it?Nothing. It's just a second-hand emotion.
Can I get a witness?Our alibis have gone to bed.
Who will buy this wonderful morning?Not me, it's broken!
Why are we waiting?We are suffocating!
Are we there yet?No. You should have gone before we set out.
Can I have a drink of water?Yep, nothing wrong with being drunk.
Tommy Thumb, where are you?I spy bopeepsheep! (Okay, that's a bit tangential, but somebody might get it.)
Are you my mother?DO GO ON.
Who's been sleeping in my bed?Me, myself, I.
Who's that trip-trapping across my bridge?DO NOT FEED THE TROLL.
Are you happy with your wash?How should I know? I'm a small dog!
Tense, nervous, headache?Past imperfect, future conditional, present tense.
What's a ftoompsch?Um... pass.
Car 54, where are you?Over there in the box.
Does she or doesn't she?She's an angel, but she sins sometimes.
Does you does or does you don't take Access?I'm your flexible friend.
Why are we here?Because otherwise we'd be somewhere else?
Are you over 55?No. But I'm over twenty-one.
Worried about your retirement income?Retirement income? Bwahahahahaha.
Hello John, got a new motor?No? Bloody sod you then.
Where, oh where, has my little dog gone?The one with the waggly tail? Oops, wrong dog.
Do you expect me to talk?No, Meester Bond, I expect you to DIE.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?Yeah. The light hits the gloom on the grave.
What is truth?This is. No, wait...
Jamaica?No, it's just the way I walk.
It is. Are you?Que?
Is there anyone in from Tarporley?It's a long way to go...
How much is that doggy in the window?The one with his tail cut short and his ears cut long? (See above.)
Were you ever in Quebec, stowing timbers on a deck?No. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!
Have you seen your mother, baby, standing in the shadows?... there's a Hank Marvin joke in there somewhere, but I just can't get it out (as the actress, etc.)
Does your mother know that you're out?Yeah. *smirk*
Where's your mama gone?I can't answer that.
How does he smell?Terribilis!
What have you had in your hand?What haven't I had in my hand.
What has it got in its pocketses?String, or nothing!

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From: scat0324 Date: July 22nd, 2004 03:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Each Peach Pear Plum, I spy Tom Thumb
Tom Thumb in the Cupboard, I spy Mother Hubbard
Mother Hubbard in the celler, I spy cinderella
Cinderella on the stairs, I spy the three bears
Three bears out hunting, I spy Baby Bunting
Baby Bunting fast asleep, I spy Bo Peep...

and then I get stuck. Not bad for something I probably last read 20 years ago.
livredor From: livredor Date: July 22nd, 2004 03:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Bo Peep on the hill, I spy Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill in the ditch, I spy the Wicked Witch,
Wicked Witch over the wood, I spy Robin Hood
Robin Hood in his den, I spy the Bears again
Three Bears still hunting, they spy Baby Bunting
Baby Bunting safe and dry, I spy plum pie
Plum pie in the sun, I spy EVERYONE

:-) I knew that by heart by the time I started school, and would you believe, I still know it. Yay Ahlbergs. Also, j4 and bopeepsheep, thank you for the most excellent meme.
From: besskeloid Date: July 22nd, 2004 11:09 am (UTC) (Link)
I gave up a third of the way through. There's only so many times you can type "Er, no."
j4 From: j4 Date: July 22nd, 2004 12:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ooh! Hello, I didn't know you had an LJ. Or should I have known? Am I in fact even more dozy than I thought?

(BTW I posted that CD today, *finally*, sorry about the delay...)
From: besskeloid Date: July 22nd, 2004 01:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
>Ooh! Hello, I didn't know you had an LJ.

I've only just started my LJ, so no need to feel foolish.

>(BTW I posted that CD today, *finally*, sorry about the delay...)

TYVM. Next to the length of time I've got people waiting for stuff, that's barely a delay at all.

Present lissnin':http://www.ubu.com/sound/plu_abridged.html
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