Black platform sandals
Other things that still haven't got any bids:
Black velvet top
The tie-dye trousers, meanwhile, have already achieved a very respectable price.
Maybe the other things'll pick up closer to the end of the auction -- the last couple of things I've failed to buy have rocketed in the last 30 minutes. Still, at least someone's watching the black velvet thing.
Update: Two people are now watching the velvet top, and the trousers have been bid up to £13.50! This is so exciting! :-)