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I have a stalker!
I have Arrived! After 8 years of nearly non-stop usenetting, IRC-ing, emailing, and more recently LiveJournalling, I finally have the must-have accessory for any serious net-head: my own stalker.

He thinks I'm pretty, he wants to take me out for a drink, and he takes an interest in the minutiae of my life. Oh, look, and I'm the only person on his friends list.

I suspect he's the same chap who works a night shift and appears to be -- unbelievably -- so bored that even my journal offers him some entertainment.

Sad, really.

Current Mood: bitchtastic

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emperor From: emperor Date: June 17th, 2004 02:14 am (UTC) (Link)
fap-tastic!
j4 From: j4 Date: June 17th, 2004 02:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Euww. Grimmerer.
lusercop From: lusercop Date: June 17th, 2004 02:32 am (UTC) (Link)
I've never had a stalker, I'm feeling left out now. :-(
From: (Anonymous) Date: June 17th, 2004 02:37 am (UTC) (Link)
hey i'll stalk you .... lol :)
lusercop From: lusercop Date: June 17th, 2004 04:31 am (UTC) (Link)
oooh! excellent! Can you do any circus skills?
From: (Anonymous) Date: June 17th, 2004 05:02 am (UTC) (Link)
yeah i am world-class trapeze-artist .... lol only kidding!!!!!
i can set fire to things , does that count?
lusercop From: lusercop Date: June 17th, 2004 06:55 am (UTC) (Link)
I'd guess it depends what you set fire to...
... and of course, what you do with it.
From: (Anonymous) Date: June 17th, 2004 07:06 am (UTC) (Link)
i set fire to everything!!!!! just because i am such a 'hot' chick!!!!!! hehehehehe.
lusercop From: lusercop Date: June 17th, 2004 07:49 am (UTC) (Link)
*thwap*
From: angua Date: June 17th, 2004 04:14 am (UTC) (Link)
It's not fun if they're a real stalker.. believe me on this one :/
j4 From: j4 Date: June 17th, 2004 04:20 am (UTC) (Link)
*hugs*
Sorry if it sounded like I was making light of something serious.

I don't really think this chap is a stalker, I think he's just a wally. There's a lot of 'em about.
From: angua Date: June 17th, 2004 04:28 am (UTC) (Link)
It's OK, I know you didn't :) It was lusercop saying he felt left out.

I'm not offended, I promise!
lusercop From: lusercop Date: June 17th, 2004 04:30 am (UTC) (Link)
sorry, I didn't mean to offend either. It was slightly tongue-in-cheek, as I have heard what it can be like.
From: angua Date: June 17th, 2004 11:46 am (UTC) (Link)
S'OK, I wasn't offended by you either, I was just making the point.
From: rmc28 Date: June 17th, 2004 03:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Your journal is interesting, so don't put yourself down because your stalker thinks so too ;)
j4 From: j4 Date: June 17th, 2004 04:16 am (UTC) (Link)
Somehow I don't think he's going to be interested in the sort of random musings that most of my readership seem to appreciate...
lusercop From: lusercop Date: June 17th, 2004 04:29 am (UTC) (Link)
and some of us think she's pretty, too. :-P errr.

j4's choice of what to write about is more cool than wibble, hence reading her journal is fun. I just tend to rant in mine.
d_floorlandmine From: d_floorlandmine Date: June 17th, 2004 06:40 am (UTC) (Link)
a) You are pretty
b) I'd like to take you out for a drink
c) I take some kind of interest in your life

and

d) ... oh, nope, sorry.

But your journal does offer entertainment!
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