I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear

What should I wear to B-Movie tomorrow? All suggestions, ridiculous or otherwise, welcomed.

Should I try to follow the "Mask of Zorro" theme? Or ignore it and wear something skimpy and corsety? Or... something else?

What are the chances of me finding time to make a mask tonight as well as going to the pub?

Friday starts here.