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TLAPD - shadows of echoes of memories of songs
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TLAPD
Good afternoon passengers. We are currently cruising at an altitude of 35,000 feet at an airspeed of 400 miles per hour. The weather looks good and with the tailwind on our side we are expecting to land in London approximately fifteen minutes ahead of schedule. The weather in London is clear and sunny, with a high of 20 degrees for this afternoon. If the weather cooperates we should get a great view of the city as we descend. The cabin crew will be coming around in about twenty minutes time to offer you a light snack and beverage, and...

... what?

... oh. Sorry, I thought you said to talk like a pilot.
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vinaigrettegirl From: vinaigrettegirl Date: September 19th, 2007 01:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, I love you, I really do. Thank you for a perfect three-point landing.
sion_a From: sion_a Date: September 19th, 2007 01:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
That joke is at least 128 years 262 days old. Give or take a shift in meaning of "pilot". 8-)
sion_a From: sion_a Date: September 19th, 2007 01:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
And it's still funnier than TLAPD
oldbloke From: oldbloke Date: September 19th, 2007 01:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't think the world's ready for Talk Like A Pilate Day just yet
rysmiel From: rysmiel Date: September 19th, 2007 02:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, I wash my hands of the whole concept.
rysmiel From: rysmiel Date: September 19th, 2007 02:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Last year I tried offering people bootleg CDs, but very few of them got it.

I still want Talk Like Dr. Stephen Maturin Day, damn it.
sesquipedality From: sesquipedality Date: September 19th, 2007 02:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
You rock my world.

Unfortunately you are now obliged to change your name to Ruth. I don't make the rules I just enforce them. All complaints to Arthur Sullivan.
sion_a From: sion_a Date: September 19th, 2007 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
How does this interact with rules obliging a change of name from Ruth to Nancy?
kjaneway From: kjaneway Date: September 19th, 2007 03:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
*hugs*

Much funnier than anything else I've seen this TLAPD.
covertmusic From: covertmusic Date: September 19th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
...

....

[complicated wavey-hands]

[mimes a box]

...

[off-stage: gunshot.]

... isn't it talk like a Pierrot day?
d_floorlandmine From: d_floorlandmine Date: September 19th, 2007 04:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
[applause]
From: (Anonymous) Date: September 19th, 2007 05:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Roger.
crazyscot From: crazyscot Date: September 19th, 2007 05:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
*giggle* :)

"nice view from up here, eh?"
"that's Cambridge down there"
"don't distract me while I land"
hairyears From: hairyears Date: September 20th, 2007 12:20 am (UTC) (Link)

Adjustable Wench Applies Torque Like a Pirate

"Call me Marcasite"

"No? Ok then: Bravoite"

"What, my real name, officer? Iron Persulphide (FeS2)"









"...But it's 'Talk like a Pyrite' Day!"

sbp From: sbp Date: September 20th, 2007 10:50 am (UTC) (Link)
"Our Lord, who art in Heaven..."

Talk like a primate, anyone? Like a prelate?

Of course, later I'm going to go talk in Primark. "Have you got a loyalty card?"
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