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I wonder if you can mix All-Bran with Bovril to create a tasty… - shadows of echoes of memories of songs
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I wonder if you can mix All-Bran with Bovril to create a tasty low-fat high-fibre snacky soup experience? There's no punchline here, I'm just bored.

(And when she got there, the cupboard was full of tea.)

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boyofbadgers From: boyofbadgers Date: September 21st, 2005 12:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
You could, though I would bet it would taste like bobbins.
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j4 From: j4 Date: September 21st, 2005 12:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bovril does not, on the other hand, mix well with keyboards.
bellinghman From: bellinghman Date: September 21st, 2005 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
For values of 'beefy' that no longer ... sob ... include beef.

(Which is why I now buy proper Tesco Beefy.)
j4 From: j4 Date: September 21st, 2005 12:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yebbut, at least I'd know, then, wouldn't I.

"Bobbins" is such a good word. Other good words I have been reminded of which today are "hyperbole", "crack", and "eleven" OH GOD I AM CHEWING MY OWN ARM OFF WITH FRUSTRATION AND BOREDOM HERE PLS SEND BADGERS.
From: rgl Date: September 21st, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hyperbole is absolutely the best thing ever.
boyofbadgers From: boyofbadgers Date: September 21st, 2005 12:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Will this one do?
From: bibliogirl Date: September 21st, 2005 12:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
ewx From: ewx Date: September 21st, 2005 12:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
bobbins.com claims to have the "best resources on the net". It's almost ironic. bobbins.org was excellent and I have a horrible feeling I am going to be sucked into re-reading ALL of it.
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k425 From: k425 Date: September 21st, 2005 12:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
No. Because neither All-Bran nor Bovril are tasty to start with. Mixing them will just increase the yukkiness.
j4 From: j4 Date: September 21st, 2005 12:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bovril == God's own cup-a-soup.
All-Bran == nuggets of pure nutrition untainted by taste.

MADE FOR EACH OTHER, I say.
keirf From: keirf Date: September 21st, 2005 12:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wouldn't it end up like a gloopy miso soup?
nja From: nja Date: September 21st, 2005 02:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
I thought the whole point of All-Bran was that it had no nutritional value whatsoever, it just passes straight through your body absorbing all the negative chi, bad kidney energy, the green stuff that seeps out of your chakras when they are not properly aligned, etc.

I should be reading the Symantec Ghost Solution Suite manual, but I need a higher level of pre-term panic before it will make any sense.
burkesworks From: burkesworks Date: September 22nd, 2005 12:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Bovril is wonderful stuff. All-Bran, on the other hand, is like eating crispy cardboard. I did like Kellogg's recent advertising campaign though, which really put the "shat" into William Shatner.
Meanwhile, have some cute little mustelids on me.

pseudomonas From: pseudomonas Date: September 22nd, 2005 08:58 am (UTC) (Link)
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