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Open/shut case
One of the double doors dividing our department from the next one has started scuffing the carpet, leaving a big black arc across the floor. Official response to this has been to stick a large sign on the offending door, saying "PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR FOR THE TIME BEING". I don't know why this irritates me quite so much -- it can't be just that the out-of-order door is the closest to the card-swipe mechanism, can it? am I really that lazy? -- but I'm currently trying to convince myself that it would be unhelpful and pointless to stick a sign on the other door saying "PLEASE FIX OTHER DOOR".
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keirf From: keirf Date: April 15th, 2005 01:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, go on. Do it.
From: tamsinj Date: April 15th, 2005 01:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
i'd already have done it

maybe you could then have an extended conversation with the first door responding to that in turn (it's not my fault - you warped the frame!)
sion_a From: sion_a Date: April 15th, 2005 02:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Surely "FOR THE TIME BEING" implies that wheels are already in motion for the fixing? And hopefully they will grind a little faster than the ones responsible for fixing out toilets (three months and counting…).
j4 From: j4 Date: April 15th, 2005 02:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's been there for a couple of weeks...

Also, if they wanted people not to use that half of the doors, they could bolt it. No notice required!
sion_a From: sion_a Date: April 15th, 2005 02:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
… except for one to tell people not to unbolt the door.
j4 From: j4 Date: April 15th, 2005 02:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
PLEASE LEAVE OTHER DOOR UNBOLTED.
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rmc28 From: rmc28 Date: April 15th, 2005 02:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oooh do it :)
jiggery_pokery From: jiggery_pokery Date: April 15th, 2005 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
It would be fun, especially if you were to do it in the style of an anonymous ransom note with each letter in a different font.
miss_newham From: miss_newham Date: April 16th, 2005 01:03 am (UTC) (Link)
If you do it, I'll feel better about saying "TWAT!" while walking past a whiny American girl in StarbUcks who was giving the cashier a hard time yesterday.
anat0010 From: anat0010 Date: April 17th, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

I am not a time being.

I am a human being, therefore I am able to use either door.

As an aside does anyone else crack up when they see the sign, 'This door is alarmed' ? I can't help imagining a door in a constant state of being startled.
Oh its probably just me then.
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